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bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.

I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.

by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010

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culm

1. mine waste 2. Fluids and solids that may come out of a mouth, vagina or anus, while pulling out a penis or dildo.

Lance Bass got culm all over the place, after he withdrew from Cris Crocker's asshole.

by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010

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Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.

winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.

by Pocono Joe May 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cumposite

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž