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Sandy Bentley

The evil half of the "Bentley Twins." A former Playboy model, that has aged like vinegar. She is banned for life from the Playboy Mansion, for cheating on Hugh Hefner with disgraced hedge fund manager Mark Yagalla.

Damn is that Sandy Bentley, in that Chevy. She is fatter than Oprah.

by Pocono Moe June 1, 2011

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Playboy Mansion

Where men of money, fuck women of beauty, and laugh at the rest of world. Located in Holmby Hills section, of Los Angeles, CA, it is the "Playboy Mansion West", as the original Playboy Mansion was located in Chicago, IL.

I go to the Playboy Mansion, everytime I go out to LA. I do so because: a) I'm heterosexual and b) I'm fucking loaded.

by Pocono Moe June 1, 2011

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Mark Yagalla

Disgraced hedge fund manager, that stole Sandy Bentley from Hugh Hefner. His business (now defunct) Ashbury Capital Partners, bilked $50 million in a Ponzi scheme at the turn of the twenty-first century.

"I'm persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion."
-- Mark Yagalla, while being interviewed on "48 Hours: Mystery."

by Pocono Moe June 1, 2011

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