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When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.
The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.
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Acronym for "Urban Dictionary funny or ha ha funny?"
Facebook Girl: Too funny!
Facebook Boy: udfohhf?
{Used to describe a penis}
Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.
She always gets me perpendickular.
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{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.
{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".
Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!
Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.
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Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
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1. What the members of the Tea Party think they are.
2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
Sarah Palin: We had quite a movement in Nashville, can you smell it? Give me $100,000 and I'll jot some notes on my Redneck Teleprompter and tell you all about the movement.
Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
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