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Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
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1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".
2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.
What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
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People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.
Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.
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1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.
2. Peyton Manning.
That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.
lolspeak for "bustin' a gut over somethin' hilarious I said there"
Dude: That hole was so big my car almost fell in!
Subdude: That's what the groom said. bagoshist
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