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grownuppity

1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.

Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.

by Pod Tailin' January 27, 2011


flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010


Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010

33πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


bagoshist

lolspeak for "bustin' a gut over somethin' hilarious I said there"

Dude: That hole was so big my car almost fell in!

Subdude: That's what the groom said. bagoshist

by Pod Tailin' March 3, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wiper woodies

What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.

We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.

by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."

by Pod Tailin' February 10, 2010

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž