Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

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Creepy-sleeve

When you put on a jacket and the long sleeve of your shirt or sweater underneath creeps up and gets stuck half-way, to your elbow.You then have to reach up thru the jacket sleeve and pull the sleeves back down. It feels really creepy to have this.

"Ugh! I've got another creepy-sleeve again!"
" Wait a minute!I have to pull my creepy-sleeves back down again!"

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Cillimetre

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.

"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm

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