Plainfield, IN

Indianapolis suburb that neighbors the airport. Half of this town is soulless warehouses, the other half populated with white, conservatives Christians that think they're progressive because they put a few bike trails along the streets. Its police department is a crazy bunch, its school system even crazier. If a town is advertising that it's a "Community of Values", that's your sign to run the fuck away.

Bob and Stacy were thinking of moving to Plainfield, IN. They'll be celebrated for hating gays there.