Vagevil

The evil power the vagina holds over men often causing them to do things against their will and better judgement.

"Hey man, did you hear Mike bailed on the Eagles game to go shopping with his girlfriend?"

"The vagevil is making him do it. Soon he'll be dressing his dog."

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Ass Lure

A small worm-like hemorrhoid named for it's resemblance to the "lure" used by anglerfish to catch their prey.

I wanted to put a finger in her can but their was an ass lure guarding the entrance