past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.

Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.

Devil’s Uno

A game of Tarot played by weirdos, usually with your TITS OUT!

Joshua and Natalie knew playing the Devil’s Uno would infest their souls with demons, but their tits were already out...soooo...

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namfukste

nam•fuk•ste

ˈnämFUK,stā

exclamation: namfukste

1.
a respectful greeting or salutation whilst graciously interacting with a fellow fukr

via Portland, Oregon - via Hindi - from Sanskrit namas ‘bowing’ + te ‘to you’ + ’you crazy fukr!’

“The fukr in me wants to be all up in, on, and around the fukr in you. ... ... ... namfukste.”

Me: “That’ effed up, Violet. I think i’m in love.”
Her: “Namfukste.”

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FetFund

An artistic goal funded by relationships created on fetlife.

The entire artistic production was FetFunded by kinksters for a cause.

Jellybish

Jel·ly·bish
/ˈjelēˌbiSH/

noun: jellybish; plural noun: jellybishez

1.
A person that it jealous because you won FOR ONCE! Typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge.

2.
INFORMAL
Petty people that hate themselves, but they’re cute. It’s ok.

“You jellybishes tried to ruin it for me! But I got my Doreen Virtue orgy invite, after all!”

thots and players

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

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