Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

Desk Job

A blow job given from under a desk while the recipient sits at said desk.

Monica Lewinsky didn't have a desk job, but she sure gave one.

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Three Hole Challenge

The act of achieving sexual penetration of all three orifices of a woman within a 24 hours period, often for charity.

Hey Dave you gonna sponsor me for this year's Three Hole Challenge? All funds raised will be going to a good cause.