Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

fart a banana

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

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arsegrass

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.

The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.

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gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

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wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

wider community

The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.

Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.

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