Singapore

A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.

Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!

Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!

Chisker

An aggravating whisker on the chin of a female. Hair growing (usually coarse) on a womans chin.

Susan: whats that black thing on your chin? Me: dang! Another chisker!

Me: (digging through purse) where the hell did I put my tweezers! This chisker is driving me crazy!