the cold paw

Being snubbed by your dog or cat upon return from vacation.

Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet

Was Rudy happy to see you when you came back from the Bahamas? Nah, the bastard gave me the cold paw

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hunk of shit

A game similar to "monkey in the middle" played with your dog. One person stands on one side, one on the other and they proceed to throw a ball or toy to each other. When it passes over said pet the term "hunk of shit" is said

Hey Erin, lets go play hunk of shit with Rudy! Ok, you start...."hunk of shit"......"hunk of shit"...... oh what fun!

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