Footstool

The nasty stuff between your toes that smells like a turd

My room mate keeps taking his socks off and leaving nasty footstool specimens on the carpet

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assgut

When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut

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Soup of Bidet

When the restaurant "Soup of the Day" tastes like it was made from water used to clean asses

The soup of the day tastes more like soup of bidet

Floyd

A 20 dollar bill, counterfeit or otherwise

Hey bud, can you give me two 10’s for a floyd?

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Spawntard

An online FPS player that hangs back shooting spawning enemy for loot while the team is up ahead busting their asses

I hate when !Dood69_420! joins the fireteam, he's a useless spawntard.