Andy

Andy is the best friend of all. He demonstrates courage, loyalty and he is fierce in the face of ugly sox. Don't put him in the microwave or he will pop happiness upon you from his penis. Andy the gay cowboy knows no nose. You'd be happy to get an handy from Andy any time of day. Particularly in the morning when the moon light is ethereal in it's glow.

If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.

I used to be straight until I had a drink of Andy