New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.

Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.

Oceola

Oceola is a super small town in the upper middle part of Ohio. It is known for having less teeth per number of people. Virtually everyone is related to each other. You will know when you are there when you see so many homes with Confederate flags flying and Ford Mustangs up on blocks in front yards.

Hey I heard that your wife is also your sister, is that true? Hell’s Yeah. She use to be hotter when she had all of her teeth too! It’s how we roll in Oceola