The Senate

Sheev Palpatine, Also known as Darth Sidious

Windu: the senate will decide your fate
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*

Constantinople

The capital of both the Eastern Roman(Byzantine) and Ottoman Empire, though the Ottomans called it “ Konstantiniyye”

Was once Byzantium, and the capital of the Roman Empire
Changed to Istanbul by the Republic of Turkey in 1931.
Commonly called “the city”

Tmbg: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople, been a long time in Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!

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The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War

Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK

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r/prequelmemes

A subreddit dedicated to the memes of the Star Wars prequels.
Currently they have 1.5 million members

Man:I think I may join r/prequelmemes.
Woman: good! I think you should.
Obi-Wan: Hello There

Grievous: General Kenobi!

No man’s land

1.The land between two opposing factions (usually entrenched) in a war. Originating from the Great War (2)

2. The hellish area filled with shells, craters, corpses and barbed wire between the Allied and CP trenches.

3. The area between the sack and the butthole.

British commander : up and into no man’s land, boys!
British soldier: *groans in pain* i just got hit there by a piece of shrapnel!

Playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds

Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening

"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.

Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."

One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.

"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."

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Home

Where the tap tastes good,

Where pooping isnt awkward ,
Where are your joggers. Where are your joggers

Man: Home is where the water tastes good
Woman: Facts