Acton

An Acton (-Latin For Handlebars ) is a person who has a sexual fixation on farm animals dirt bike handlebars and even his on female relatives, (Cousins, Sister, mother,) it is a truly sad disorder. Closely related to the Grease Monkey and the Red neck. If you ever see a Acton in his wild habitat you should immediately deliver him to the nearest veterinarian.

“Hide your children dirt bikes and farm animals here comes an Acton”