shaqueezle

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

weehoo

A word often found before a noun that adds a certain element to the sentence, often implying a “quick” or “little.” Can also be found alone by itself as a noun, when you fail to think of any other words to describe what you are saying.

“Sorry, I have to take a little weehoo trip to the bathroom. My bladder is killing me!”

“Did you hear that? There was a little weehoo whisper in the wind…”

“Can you pass me that weehoo on my desk over there?
You mean your pencil?
Yes, that’s what I meant.”