crast

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself

Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!

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heemz

iwpb&roapiwismomdcomaracwiwssbbuotswacogww^2ng
smtimnigi1lf&mmgsssymwyaauibasiw4ac&wicntlsf&t
wditmiaicsttcwrbitmfiyh2baipu2tha7o8aiy2tcyhsy
lil@mkiwfticsomtatpoba

also poop

-headmove-
-throws jazz out of house-

Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

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weed

special plant that grows places

weed is phat.... and by phat i dont mean fat but phat... with a ph

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pillay

the facial hair below ur lower lip.

"cool pillay bra!"

Derivation: teacher at nsbhs has one and i didnt know wot it was called so it is now a pillay

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shiznizzle

adj. without a doubt the best ever; unmistakenably the greatest of all time
v.to entirely be owned in the most embarresing way

adj. that cheese cake was the shiznizzle at christmas
v. jan got shiznizzled when bob pants her in front of shery

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steissbeinfistel

german word for "pilonidal cyst".

a steissbeinfistel is an inflamation at the top of your ass that builds little channels in your skin to spite out the matter.

if you once get this disease you should go to a surgeon. the surgeon will cut a big piece off you ass. if you're a lucky one it won't never come back.

fistel-victim: "treasure, I got a pilonidal cyst!"
treasure: "gfy!!!!111!!"

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