Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.

"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."

Flyover Zone

The American Midwest. Named the Flyover Zone due to the fact that many people will fly over the region without ever visiting. Likely because the midwest fucking sucks and there's barely anything there but cornfields and retards.

I used to live in the Flyover Zone. Now that I live on the East Coast it's like I'm in paradise.

_____ McGhee

A word which defines a person followed by McGhee. Used to refer to the person and/or to poke fun at their condition/interests.

"Hey man, we need to take a break, my ankle hurts."
"Whatever you say, Ankle McGhee."

"Brb I need a quick smoke break."
"Alright Cigs McGhee."

_____ McGhee

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”