[Sri Bean]

The result of splicing Mexican DNA with Sri Lankan DNA. Can be used as an improper noun, verb or adjective.

Noun: My butt tickles...I must be passing another Sri Bean. I'll name her Di-Lo.

Verb: I'm going to get my Sri Lankan girlfriend drunk tonight and we're going to be Sri Beaning so loud, the neighbors will want to put their house up for sale the next morning.

Adjective: He's such a Sri Beaner, he can give me triple-bypass heart surgery and clean my pool at the same time.