dilly dally

to bullshit and waste time

Come on and get dressed to leave! We don't have time for you to dilly dally!

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nymphomania

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

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finaggle

To shadily take something away from someone.

I finaggled a pitcher of beer from the bartender for free.

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killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

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Snuggletray

An affectionate nickname use for a significant other or "partner." Derived from the tradition of combining romantic action with a household item (i.e. Cuddlebucket)

I wuv you to snuggletray.

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softballa

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.

Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.

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gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

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