Bugger

A bugger is someone who is a little shit but you love them endlessly. They will tickle you just to hear your laugh and they will tell you a joke when you’re mad. When you’re sad, they will tell you stories about how your future with them. Everyone should have a bugger in their life. When you look into their brown eyes, you see so much love and kindness. Buggers are very handsome and any girl would be lucky to call him mine. They give great cuddles and kisses and he will watch a funny movie with you just to imitate the main character. A lot of times, buggers don’t think they are perfect because well, they think they’re buggers. But the lucky person that gets to spend every day with them knows that they are full of love and are definitely the perfect man. He is funny but also thoughtful, goofy but also lovable and perfect but also handsome. Once you have a bugger you never let him go because there is never another bugger out there like him. You go to bed excited for him to say good morning when you wake up and when your bugger says “I love you”, make sure you love them back with all your heart and soul because they are your best friend for life.

Pookie-“I’m so lucky to have a bugger in my life”
Friend-“ wow! You have a bugger?!”
Pookie-“oh yeah I do and you can’t have him because I’m never letting him go”