Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.

Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?

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Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.

"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."

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Rose Kennedy

a cocktail popular in Washington, DC and Massachussets. Consists of Vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice. Garnished with a lemon wedge. A lo carb version of The Cape Code. Named after Rose Kennedy, the mother of President John F. Kennedy.

Also known simply as a "Rose."

"Bitch, I want to get drunk like a Kennedy, but I don't want to get fat like Ted, so I'll be drinking me some Rose Kennedys."

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