Bushwhore

(n) a blind follower of George W Bush and his administration's policies. Someone who will purposefully obfuscate the facts to forward their authoritarian political agenda.

Ann Coulter is a prime example of a BushWhore.

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furan

an unhealthy state of mind.

"my brain went all furan on me, and i started ranting about cheeseburgers."

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Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

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longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.

1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings

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Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

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Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

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Goblin

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

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