When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood
After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot
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When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood
After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot
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When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it
Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing
When doctors remove dildos from your ass after it gets stuck
Tomorrow I have to get Redildoalbradifacation surgery
When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.
I have a Bing flinger
When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it
I now have a bent porkysock
When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey
I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask
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