A girl who will suck your dick before you've even had a chance to wipe the underwear lint off of it.
He didn't have a chance to change clothes after work but he was lucky enough to hook up with a lint sucker.
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A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.
Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.
"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."
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Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.
"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."
"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."
"Pass the nut chowder, please."
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Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.
"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."
"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."
"Pass the neck gravy, please."
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