Trumpcation

When you take a Vacation every week.

I have a lot of vacation days left this year so I will take a Trumpcation this week and next week.

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Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

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dislike bar cliche

Where someone goes on youtube, accounts for the number of dislikes of a video, then makes a sarcastic quip to explain the reason why the video is unliked.

1000 people like the new Christmas video and 20 dislike it.

Person comments, "20 people are Grinches".

This is repeated over and over as a top comment for many videos on youtube and thus a dislike bar cliche.

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Rescue Randy

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

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sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

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Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

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Domeaphobic

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.

That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!

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