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Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 10, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 10, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jake Paul

A bedroom experiment gone wrong!

You should have swallowed you dumb bitch, now the world is infested with cancer!

=Jake Pauls parents

by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018

1057πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


Danielle Bregoli

A piece of shit that this generation of brain washed sheep idolize

Stupid brain washed person: "I want to be like Danielle Bregoli , Cash me outside teehee look at me I'm so funny I said the phrase!"

Me: you need to be sterilized

by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018

232πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Urban Dictionary

The only true dictionary of this world, FUCK THAT WEBSTER PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! Also I want to fuck something Im very horny!!!!

Faggots beware of the Urban Dictionary!

by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

133πŸ‘ 970πŸ‘Ž


Alex Jones

Raging paranoid dumbass

Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com

Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!

by Poopee fingers August 3, 2018

84πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž