Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

amogus

A word made by mental people that turns anyone who says it mental.

Asylum Escapee: AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS
Guy: What the fuck?

atachdto

Atachdto is:
well, ATACHDTO DEEZ NUTZ AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Guy 1: Have you heard of atachdto?
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 1: ATACHDTO DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AJKODFNQFBEINJEQNCJINWIONJLSNCJOSNCJN4743U883JE83E