farpoo

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

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Scooby Squirts

When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.

I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!

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