poopycheeks

The poopiest cheeks to ever exist on the face of the planet. Only one man can claim this title.

According to Brayden the kid over there has poopycheeks.

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.

Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.