Neek

A mixed term from the words “neek” and “geek”. Commonly used by unfunny and unoriginal teenagers to mock social outcasts because they are actually clever and have more than 4 brain cells. Usually it is said as a light joke, but when extra emphasis and anticipation is added it can actually be very hurtful.

Person 1: Why is he always studying? Clearly he has no life whatsoever.

Person 2: What a neek!

Food

The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!

Person 1: Food is life
Person 2: Agreed