Turdpedo

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!

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