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n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
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n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."
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Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!
May I please have sex with you?
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n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.
"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."
"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"
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n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
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n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"
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Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.
That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.