Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

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e3

It's like a big star trek convention, but all of the space crap has been replaced by awesome games.

E3 rocks.

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front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an ass.

Oh my god. That dude has front ass hanging over his pants.

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projectile attack

any attack that requres you to perform a quarter-circle down-forward + punch maneuver.

Hadoken is a projectile attack

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Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

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gayest

Being gayer than two guys kissing in a park.

Dude... I saw two guys kissing once, and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

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X-Ray

The only other word in the english language even worth mentioning that begins with the letter "X", besides xylophone. "X" is truly the gayest of the letters.

Teacher: Hey kids! What word begins with the letter "X"?

Kids: What the fuck do you think, moron? Fucking X-Ray and Xylophone, bitch!

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