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That odorous smell left behind in the bathroom that brings back memories of what you ate yesterday.
After a day at the ballpark eating chili, hot dogs, and drinking beer, Pete had a déjà phew experience when he conducted his morning bathroom routine .
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Tele-pee-thic â the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like âbeware of the postmanâ, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating âCallie received your message-thanksâ
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Joneâs rose bushes. The message sent was âNice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message hereâ
SNIFU (rhymes with snafu) is used as an apologetic message when you accidentally send a text message to the wrong recipient or text group. It's an easy way of saying "Sorry, Not Intended For You"
Wendy was always sending text messages to the wrong person. She would start typing her message and hit send before she realized that she was in the wrong window. Then she would have to type "SNIFU" to let the recipient of the wayward text know that the message was "Sorry, Not Intended for You"
A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didnât want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
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A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDCâs recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. Heâs a âoneâ on the Fauciian scale.
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess theyâre a nine on the Fauciian scale and weâre only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
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The smug feeling that you get when youâre vacationing somewhere tropical/warm and you see that the weather in your hometown is experiencing cold/bad/snowy weather.
Jean was watching the Weather Channel from her Florida condo when she learned that Cleveland was experiencing a blizzard. She felt Flori-great!