Margo

A Margo is a DIVA. She wears her red lipstick proudly and offers no apology when her dog, Bruno craps on your lawn. She is a loyal and trusted friend as well as kind and giving. In fact it is rumored that a Margo gives to many a male friend at all hours of the night.
Margo's tend to be women of impressive character and strong moral fiber. But don't turn your back, she will smoke your dope. A Margo is a mad crack-whore and she is known to many south of the border as one of the most notorious and feared one eyed, one horn, giant purple people eaters.
A Margo is allergic to Pledge, but sometimes she eats it anyway. She is a quirky sort of gal like that.
Highly sensitive coupled with non-judgemental a Margo was overheard telling a slow moving elderly lady in line at Blockbuster that if she didn't put it into Fast Forward soon Margo would "beat her with a small child".

A Margo has impressive strength and a large collection of red bricks.
A Margo has unmatched intelligence and is highly modest. At times a Margo will go into the closet to change her mind.

I met this fascinating lady the other night.
She was running from my neighbors patio with an armful of red bricks all the while spitting and screaming "if they are not cemented down they must be free". She must be a Margo!

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