Ello Guvna

Old British greeting to someone of higher social or political status.

Ello guvna, top utha morn' to ya!

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e-VD

A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.

Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!

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quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

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blooby

bloody boobs... don't ask why.

Is it wrong that I have a blooby fetish?

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keep it chill

A parting tagline inferring to maintain one's current level of 'coolness' or scenester status.

Hey, thanks for the drink man - I'll catch you later, keep it chill.