The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.
Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.
30👍 7👎
When you attempt to run 30 miles, and drink a 30 pack in under 30 hours.
I bet you can't do a 30 30 30.