pee pee dance

The twitchy, gyrating, fidgetty, and impatient behavior that people have when they are (1) really excited about something and can't wait to tell you or (2) have an overly full bladder and are about to explode while waiting to pee.

"Mark was so excited about his news that he did the pee pee dance until we let him interrupt our discussion."

"Porky drank 3 Big Gulps and then did the pee pee dance for 5 minutes while he waited for the restroom to become available."

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missile

A well-formed, well-timed bowel movement.

"I'll have room for dinner after I fire off a missile."

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