Prodigy of Krishna

When something wonderful occurs, to the benefit of everyone and to the detriment of no one.

"I just got out of jury duty today because the defense and the prosecution struck out a plea bargain at the last minute. This surely is a Prodigy of Krishna."

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faggification

The compulsory indoctrination of society, telling us that homosexual behavior is normal, acceptable and desirable.

Dwight: "I have to attend a 'sensitivity' seminar just because I refused to ride on the company's float in the Gay Pride Parade."

Jim: "Welcome to the faggification of America."

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Road Warrior

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.

So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!

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culture signalling

"Culture Signalling" is similar to Virtue Signalling, where a pretentious twat wants to let you know that you are dealing with a Very Cultured Person, and cannot be bothered with your crude and boorish ways.

Clayton: "I think I shall curl up tonight with a bottle of Sauvignon d'Avignon 1964, with my well-thumbed copy of Finnegans Wake."
Me: "I think you are culture signalling."

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Wonderwall

A barrier which separates the mundane from the Transcendent Reality. A true Wonderwall will always have a crack, or a slit or an opening which allows anyone a glimpse of what lies beyond the Wonderwall.

I peeked through the opening of the Wonderwall and saw a dim glimmer of Krishna.

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Stony

A miner who works in the limestone quarries of southern Indiana. This is especially used by college students at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana, to reference the "local people" (whether or not they actually work in the quarries) to differentiate them from the college student population. They are also called "cutters" (for limestone cutters). Use of this term can be heard in John Mellencamp's song "I Need a Lover".

"Electricity runs through the video
And I watch it from this hole I call home
And all them stonies are dancin' to the radio
And I got the world callin' me up free tonight on the phone" -- John Mellencamp, "I Need a Lover"

Here, "stonies" is the plural of "stony".

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Yoopland

The upper peninsula of Michigan; land of the Yoopers.

I so sorely miss my hometown in Yoopland. What ya say aboot we go up there, eh?

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