Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

Zollabucharti

An alternative and cool name for the belly button. Originally used back in the day by people to avoid getting caught by the constabulary.

1: “Hey there can I sniff your zollabucharti?”
2: “Yea ok”
1: “Wow it smells of cheesy”

Pennsatucky Cheddar

A nickname for a specific type of cheese that resides between the foreskin and head.
Often scraped and collected by enthusiasts and used to “season” their sandwiches.

‘Ello there mate ya don’t happen to have some of that pennsatucky cheddar do ya, I’ve just made a cucumber sandwich and it’s a little bland.

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

Sniff my potarty

A phrase often used by esteemed scholars, politicians, writers and those generally in the know.

A potarty is the region between the balls and the leg which often becomes moist with physical activity, it can also mean the area under the shaft and between the balls, which also can become moist.

To sniff one’s potarty allows the sniffer to imbibe not only the smell of the ballicular region but also the spirit.
And for the sniffee it gives a strong sense of wellbeing.

Before the age of the internet, aristocrats would often pen letters to their loved ones encouraging them to “sniff my potarty”.

The word potarty needs to be pronounced in a slight Indian accent. And is a play on the word potato. Because the balls are often referred to as “potato” in many languages.

1: Dearest, may I please ask that you sniff my potarty?
2: Yessir I shall and would like to bequeath you my potarty hairs for your enjoyment.
2: Well that sounds very chollom.

Chollom

When something is good. A very desired outcome.

“Well that’s pretty chollom!”