fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

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Pringles

The company whose initial intention was to make tennis balls.

"Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls" Mitch Hedberg

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