The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesnât stink.
Iâm sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.
Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.
âHas âso and soâ got a girlfriend yet?â âNaa, heâs still doing his hair behind the mirror, but Iâm sure heâll come out soonâ
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To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.
Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.
Blodwen was on the rag last week but she still let me give her the Evergood treatment.
Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
Poorly educated homosexual , who only hits on guys/gals with single syllable words.
That homosyllabic guy hitting on you can barely string a pick up line together.
When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting
Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard thereâs gonna be frosting everywhere!
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