Forcefield

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

A protective shield or barrier made of energy to protect or isolate a person, area or object.

Captain: Computer create a forcefield around the warpcore in main engineering!
Computer: Specify frequency pattern...
Captain: I don't give a damn just create a forcefield!
*Forcefield activated*

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Cologne

Just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.

Is a sentence with cologne in it necessary?

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Alpha Sentence

You guys should know this one...
A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

So if thats Alpha Sentence...what's Beta Sentence?

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TNA Pants

Best thing God has ever invented

*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*

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Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

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The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

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b17ch

bitch in leet - 1337

pwnz0r3d b17ch!!
(owned bitch)

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