To be at the level of poverty where one cannot afford to buy, keep, or maintain a cell phone.
A: What's your cell number?
B: I'm phone-broke, man. You'll have to call me on my land line.
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(In Japan) Men who appear to have the same style sense as metrosexuals, but are not aggressive in love or careers. While they do spend more on clothes and body-care products, they are not big consumers and would avoid trendy restaurants and high priced entertainment. They keep to themselves and seem to eschew competition.
A: Taro doesn't seem to get out much.
B: He is a herbivore.
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One who interprets something wrongly (especially words) to ones advantage or personal gain.
Texas Politician: My words were willfully misinterpreted by my political enemies. They are misconstrupreneurs for the Obama administration.
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A person with a bisexual dispostion that cannot act on his or her impulses due to a lack of energy, strength, or courage.
Bob: All Paul talks about are blowjobs.
Peter: If he weren't such a nambisexual, I'm sure he'd give you one.
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a person who converts or attempts to convert (someone) from one religion, belief, or opinion to another for money; a lobbyist
Tourist 1: Let's visit K Street and check out the proselytutes!
Tourist 2: I thought selling sex was illegal in the US.
Tourist 1: Not at all, mind-fucking is perfectly legal!
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