Malaka

Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.

"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"

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Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.

And all short men are in denial of it!

"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."

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Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

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lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

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Partouza

The Greek term for gangbang or threesome

Popular word. Dirty buggers.

"Ela, pame partouza!"
"You want partouza?"

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eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

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arse

British, Oz, Irish definition of the derriere, backside, bum, bottom, etc...

It is NOT a FANNY as you yanks call it, a fanny is a front bottom, vagina, beaver, hairy axe wound etc...

'Don't you stick that up my arse, it hurts.'

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