Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

Bass Nasty

When something is totally awesome but awesome isn't a word good enough to use. It takes a conversation level 2 notches higher in excitement.

Hey jimmy, you remember when I shot that big buck that one year, that rack was bass nasty!

Haw den

Native American slang for okay then

Hey Tonto, we should go by the store and pick up that 6 pack, TONTO- haw den ain't it!

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

mudflap hero

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.