Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is a athlete and has a sexy beach body. She is NOT stupid. Don't mess with an Alyssa. Why? she will drag you.

Me: did you see Alyssa?
You: yeah she THICK!!!!
Me: Don't mess with her!!
You: *walks over to Alyssa* Sup pretty lady
Alyssa: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
You: damn... Over react much
Alyssa: *drags you*

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Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant